If buttercups buzzed after the bee,
If boats were on land, churches on sea,
If ponies rode men and if grass ate the cows,
And if cats should be chased into holes by the mouse,
If the Mamas sold their babies
To gypsies for half-a-crown,
If summer were spring and the other way round,
The all the world would be upside down
The World Turned Upside Down
